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Alan Emtage, (born November 27, 1964) conceived and implemented the first version of Archie, a pre-Web internet search engine for locating material in public FTP archives.

• The author originally wanted to call the program “archives,” but had to shorten it to comply with the Unix world standard of assigning programs and files short, cryptic names such as grep, cat, troff, sed, awk, perl, and so on.

A native of Barbados, and the son of Sir Stephen and Lady Emtage, he attended high school at Harrison College from 1975 to 1983 (and in 1981 becoming the owner of a Sinclair ZX81 with 1K of memory), where he graduated at the top of his class, winning the Barbados Scholarship.

I cycled across London to get 16k of RAM upgrade

In 1983 he entered McGill University in Montreal, Canada studying for an honors Bachelor’s degree in computer science which was followed by a Master’s degree in 1987 from which he graduated in 1991. Emtage was part of the team that brought the first Internet link to eastern Canada (and only the second link in the country) in 1986. In 1989 while a student and working as a systems administrator for the School of Computer Science, Emtage conceived and implemented the original version of the Archie search engine, the world’s first Internet search engine and the start of a line which leads directly to today’s Altavista, Yahoo!, and Google.

45 years old in a couple of weeks.

Some Stats:

• 105,170,327 active web surfers in the US
• In Europe 105,096,093
• Asia 704,213,930 Internet users
• Latin America and The Caribbean 175,834,439

I make that 2,180,629,578 oh, and I’ve got two computers so 2,180,629,579.

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To Get The Ball Rolling……

To Get The Ball Rolling……

C O N I F I G U R A T I O N

TWTWTW

• 1. Opened The Shop at 16 Patrick Street



• 2.Windows 7 “How Do I love thee?”

Irish Business Link


• 3. Worked on my WeddingsOnTheInternet.com forecast and will only lose €146,556 in the first year.
  

  Bless This House



• 4.Hired a cleaner and a Graphic Designer, Should be able to take over Russia

btw, Set Up What I Found In The Attic .com for a mate
Well eBay is a bit unfriendly


• 5. Planned Evening sessions. Nite Club on Saturdays for 16 year olds called WTF? REM: Invite BeardyMan ;
  
  Monday Nite is Movie Nite Called “That’ll Do Pig” opening with “Babe” Theme song Leonard Cohen ” Chelsea Hotel…You got away, didn’t you, Babe… ” . Show “Cool Hand Luke” on Good Friday.

  Friday Nite is the Casino Called “Phil’s Café Americain” Casablanca playing in the background, roulette wheel for charity “Ravens Kiss”Over 30’s only.



• The Place looks Gorgeous. Installed LCD screen in the window mirroring the main inside! WOW! Applied to the local peoples bank for €2k.

  Invited Michelle to the opening on Guy Fawkes Night (404 years fighting Terrorism)

  

  The First Lady




• Ordered a server for 16PatrickStreet.com, 8 gigs of RAM! On Interbnet backbone with 1,800 gigs of bandwidth




• 6……. > Oh dear. Got beaten up (alledgedly) by the owner’s son (alledgedly) and a Thuggee…Got thrown out into the street. Called The Cops but
  Locks changed. Electricity turned off. All is Dark. Oh dear
• Sorry, You must be getting bored…..

Sorry
btw …Got Turned Down by the People’s Bank

• Set up my Dunne Stores LapTop, plugged into The Internet Thingy

not happy with the cops so complained sort of…

Beefed everything up a tad by adding a criminal lawyer and my doctor into the mix….
Popped out for lunch and had a very nice salad with fetta cheese, loads of olives, tikka chicken and Bruschetta on the side The chef makes his own salad dressing. I mean, forget Ceaser…..
btw my #irishthursday twitter is so funny…ha ha ha
Thought i better be creative to re-charge the old batteries so made this:



Needed Xtra Gears

• I’m Getting a bit bored now! So long story short, escated to justice Victims of Crime
  made a video
  
• 8?. The perp dumped my PC in the street
  
  
  So put the top down and picked it up.
  
  

  Sprayed the PC to match the car, damned paparazzi are everywhere

  
  drove home and plugged it in……
  

  I can get on with Tony Starks GUI now

rotfcmao

Wrote a short story called “Here There Be Dragons”

Scary

Dragon Queen in Civvies

Dragon Queen After Markings

Look What I Found In The Attic .com

A Weyr of Dragons

A Weyr of Dragons, WoW!

A Cute REAL Sea Dragon

Can't Leave a Good Image alone can you, a?

Tullamore Is On The Map

Did you think Tullamore was not on the Internet? Really? Well…….

3D Shopping

Well? What do you think?

 

Dragons In The Attic

New Company Launch : Look What I Found In The Attic .com . Like eBay . You find your “Treasure” , Take pictures, Email or SMS to us with a price and we add them to our 3d Graphics gallery. . Buyers click on them and are taken to our on-line shop which takes all major credit cards. The seller gets a copy of the receipt and dispatches the item. We take a handling charge. Basic package through to WOW package where you get http://LookWhatIFoundInTheAttic.com/ what ever. We found Dragons..

 

Windows 7

Had to get this for posterity Please visit http://windows7.irishbusinesslink.com for a Deep Zoom photo and http://windows7support.eu for my European web site. ty

 

wtf in respons to phillyd.tv

u roc 2 dude, philly my main man

The Ravens Kiss My Mouth

Thank You Mick ~ You gave me Charles Bukowski so I set up this site https://irishsecure.com/theravenskissmymouth.com/ / waiting for the DNS to be resolved.

Ego gone a bit rampant? Well why not, we’ve all got one and don’t hide your light under a bushel is an old saying ~ Mathew 5:15 . So I will try and shine brightly.

I am still enjoying myself. “Enthusiasm” : Etymology:
Greek enthousiasmos, from enthousiazein to be inspired, irregular from entheos inspired, from en- + theos god is my watchword.

Please visit the site, especially you Michael Scully, add to it, criticise it, laugh at it, give it a-right-old-slagging . Ignore it? Well my 15 or so loyal readers won’t ha ha

vicissitudinous is the featured word although we nearly had “Vagaries”

“va·gary (vā′gə rē; və ger′ē, -gar′-)

noun pl. vagaries -·gar′·ies

1. an odd, eccentric, or unexpected action or bit of conduct
2. an odd, whimsical, or freakish idea or notion; oddity; caprice

Etymology: earlier used as a v., to wander < L vagari, to wander < vagus: see vague

What do they mean See : Vague? Bastard Dictionaries, bit opinionated if you ask me…….

[ Note to self : Ikkó sui ja. Kochya Edomurasaki nara daisuki daisuki ]

Well, there you have it…..

Monday 27th July 5:58 am

P.S. Whoops Now Irland is set up

P.P.S. : Sorry, My Computa has its’ own telephone number now : +353 76 602 4905

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